The aardvark, also known as the anteater and antbear, is the premier animal of the animal kingdom. Both in alphabetical order and historical prevalence.
While the aardvark has been commonly defamed for its poor and confusing spelling, its continued affect on the greater human race is unmistakable. Few can question the consequences of the current aardvark free market network. The greater supply of ants and confidence to eat those ants are both in recession trends. Many pensions and industries are reeling from either the overabundance of ants or lack there of. The balance of the supply and demand of ants and aardvarks is currently unstable at best, tragic at worst.
Historically speaking aardvarks were crucial to the first World War. Both in the lone aardvark that sparked the initial conflict and the frequent use of the word in spelling bees against the Germans thus insuring victory. Aardvarks are the silent ant eating victors of the war.
They are animals. Specially CIA trained sea operatives? Masked animal cyclops? All that is known for sure is that the people who call use the term antbear are crazy. Aardvarks are in no way like bears.
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